The Reflectionist

The New York Times Admits a Mistake, Sort Of

2007-12-12T09:44:00.001-08:00

Reading the New York Times on line has advantages. It allows you to look at ads for different historic pictures from their archive on almost every page. On October 16 I was reading an article and noticed a picture of Shoeless Joe Jackson. Intrigued, I clicked on it to get the particulars. Here is the copy that accompanied the picture:

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson - circa 1919

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Jackson was one of the game's great natural hitters and a fielder whose glove was called "the place where triples go to die." But his stellar career was tainted by his involvement with the infamous Black Sox Scandal in the 1919 World Series.

I was shocked to see the phrase "the place where triples go to die." It was wrong to apply it to the glove of Shoeless Joe Jackson. I sent the Times this letter asking them to correct it:

To the Editor,

The copy accompanying the picture of Shoeless Joe Jackson http://www.nytstore.com/ProdDetail.aspx?prodId=1431&utm_source=NYTimes.com&utm_medium=Banner&utm_campaign=NYT-CCF says his glove "was where triples go to die." That phrase might have been loosely attributed to many ballplayers, including Shoeless Joe, in recent years, but was first, and most famously, used to describe the glove of Tris Speaker. Although Mr. Speaker is not as well remembered as Mr. Jackson, it being tough to compete with the nickname "Shoeless" (not to mention Mr. Jackson's infamy for being involved in the worst scandal to hit Major League Baseball until Steroids appeared). That does not excuse the Times from sloppily applying to Mr. Jackson the well earned motto of Tris Speaker, who was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1937. At that time he was considered the best center fielder who had ever lived. By then Mr. Jackson was remembered as a great hitter, a tragic figure, and a capable left fielder.

Sincerely

Dennis Nyback

I then patiently waited for the Times to take action. On November sixth I decided I had waited long enough and decided to contact them again. I sent them this:

Dear Times,

A couple of weeks ago I wrote to alert you to a mistake in your paper. I assumed it would be corrected. So far, I've been wrong. My being wrong is of little consequence. The Times being wrong, and continuing to be wrong, is another thing. The mistake is in the copy accompanying the picture of Shoeless Joe Jackson that you sell.

Joe Jackson was a great hitter and an good left fielder. The phrase "Where triples go to die" has been attributed to more than one player. They include the fine center fielder Willie Mays. It is never properly applied to a left fielder. The phrase was coined to describe the glove of the Hall of Fame center fielder Tris Speaker. It happened during the 1912 World Series where Mr. Speaker's Red Sox defeated the New York Giants, largely due to Mr. Speaker's glove snagging multiple shots into the outfield that turned extra base hits into out.

Considering that the Red Sox are the current World Series Champions, and that Mr. Jackson is a disgraced member of the only team to be caught throwing the Series, you should change your copy and discontinue spreading this mis-information. Heck, you should do it just because it's right.

Best Wishes

Dennis Nyback

Having not gotten action sending a letter to the Editor, I sent this one to the Publisher, Public Editor, OpEd Editor, and to all the other addresses I found of management people who I thought might be able correct the copy.

On November thirteen I found that the Times had changed the copy. It now reads:

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson - Circa 1919

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Jackson, left fielder for the Chicago White Sox, was one of baseball's great natural hitters, but his stellar career was tainted by his involvement with the infamous Black Sox Scandal in the 1919 World Series.

This correction was not reported in the paper. It doesn't really matter. What I am hoping for is soon a picture of Tris Speaker will be offered for sale by the Times and will state that his glove was "The place where triples go to die."

The Naked Cowboy and George Bush

2007-12-08T22:10:00.000-08:00

Tonight we went to a party of a nice young guy who is the son of my wife's good friend from the upper west side. He just moved to Portland. A guy at the party mentioned the Naked Cowboy. Man, to me the naked cowboy symbolizes what is wrong with America. Have you seen him in Times Square? / Here is a picture:

If you will notice, he is NOT NAKED! He has shorts on! Tighty Whities! He is a celebrity. People want to get their picture taken in Times Square with the Naked Cowboy. They ignore the fact that he is NOT NAKED and accept him as THE NAKED COWBOY!

This explains how George Bush got elected. People say "he is smart"" and everyone accepts that as a fact even though it is obviously not true. People say he tells the truth and it is accepted as a fact although he is serial liar. People say he is tough and it is accepted as a fact although his idea of toughness is to say "bring it on" and allow soldiers under his command to fight for him. God help us.

Aaron Drops to Number Two

2005-06-09T11:29:00.000-07:00

For fifty years we could depend on one thing: The all time list of major league baseball players started with Hank Aaron. How comforting that the all time home run champion was also the first player on the list through alphabetical happenstance. The end of the list has its own serendipity. It ends with Zwilling, as in Edward "Dutch" Zwilling. He was born in St. Louis in 1888 and made his major league debut with the White Sox in 1910. That was just for what baseball fans call "a cup of coffee." He got into twenty seven games. He was back in the bigs with the Cubs in 1916. He managed to play in 35 more games before hanging his spikes up for good. For his career he had a .157 batting average and one home run. It seems appropriate that the end man on the list would be tied for least home runs (we will disregard those who have none as not being worthy of being on a list of home run hitters) and the head man would be alone at at the top with 755.

So, what happened to supplant Mr. Aaron from his rightful place? Why was the event not on the nightly news nor prominently mentioned in the sports pages? Why did it get almost no mention anywhere at all? How could it be that it happened last year and I only heard about it today? I have no answer for that. I can just report that this momentous event occurred without causing a ripple in the great pool of popular culture and sports history. I can report that the man who has taken the place of Hammerin' Hank is not even a slugger. He is a pitcher by the name of David Aardsma. He made is major league debut with the SF Giants last year. He pitched in eleven games, all of them in relief. Not only does he not have a home run, he hasn't yet been to bat. A couple of weeks ago he was traded from the Giants to the Cubs. He is young, not yet twenty four. Maybe he will pull a Babe Ruth and turn from pitching to slugging. Maybe he can earn the right to be first on the list and not just occupy it by right of birth. The only reason this is possible is that he is still in the league that shuns the designated hitter. In the National League pitchers are required to take their turns at bat. That is only proper and the way things should be. I hope Mr. Aardsma has a long and productive career. I hope when he hits his first home run they can get him together with Hank Aaron for a photo op.

Piqua, Kansas

2005-05-24T14:47:00.000-07:00

Buster Keaton was born on October 4, 1895 in the town of Piqua (pronounced PI-Kway) Kansas. He never lived there. His parents were passing through town on a vaudeville tour.

The current population of Piqua is 390. It is in Woodson County, population 3788. There are no motels or hotels in Piqua. There is a Best Western and a Super 8 in Iola, eleven miles away, and a Super 8 in Chanute, fifteen miles away. There are no available jobs currently listed within five miles of Piqua, but in Iola they need a doctor. There are no historic markers in Piqua except a plaque identifying it as the birthplace of Buster. Iola and Chanute have no markers at all. There are two cemeteries in Piqua and 19 total in Woodson county. Piqua has four schools and no churches or parks. The average temperature in July 90.6 and 20.9 in January. The median home is 45 years old and valued at $75,000. twenty two percent of the adult residents have college degrees. The average age is 37, with 52% male, and 67% married.

There is a Buster Keaton museum. It occupies the front room of the Piqua Water Department. The room has a nice collection of newspaper clippings, family heirlooms, photos and posters. Each year there is a Buster Keaton Film Festival in nearby Iola. This year will be the thirteenth annual.

Nicodemus, Kansas is 247 miles from Piqua

Limbo Lower Now!

2005-05-17T09:01:00.000-07:00

President Vicente Fox has not formally apologized for saying that Mexican immigrants to the United States accept jobs that "not even blacks want to do", but has said he regrets that he offended anyone. Jesse Jackson called the remarks "a spurious comparison" with "ominous racial overtones." State Department spokesman Richard Boucher labeled Fox's comments "a very insensitive and inappropriate way to phrase this." Mr. Boucher could have been a little more clear in exactly what he meant.

Mr. Boucher's interesting phrasing "inappropriate way to phrase this" apparently means he doesn't consider the sentiment itself wrong, just poorly stated. After all, President Bush stated the exact sentiments himself in late January by saying "I do want to recognize a system (illegal immigration) where a willing worker and a willing employer are able to come together in a way that enables people to find work without jeopardizing a job that an American would otherwise want to do." There was no hue and cry when Mr. Bush made his statement. He repeated these remarks in his February 3 State of the Union Address "....it is time for an immigration policy that permits temporary guest workers to fill jobs Americans will not take," President Bush had already assured all Americans that Mexicans did not threaten their jobs. President Fox was just backing him up by assuring black Americans that Mexicans didn't want their jobs either.

The larger question here is, why were president Bush's remarks, doubly stated, allowed to stand with little comment, while President Fox's remarks are being regarded as an international incident?

The Day No One of Importance Died

2005-05-16T07:39:00.000-07:00

A front page story from the May 16 NY Times tells the story of three individuals who had heart attacks and how their class standing in our so called classless society dictated the quality of care they received. Surprise surprise! The upper class guy (NY architect) got the best care. The lower class woman (NY maid) got the poorest care. The middle class guy (Con Ed wonk) got so-so care. Is this news? The fact that Dick Cheney is alive and my uncle Reino has been dead for thirty years is enough evidence for me that health care is better for the rich and powerful than for the working class and good.

If there had been no front page story about the three heart attack victims there would still have been evidence in the Times that this situation of health care inequality is in effect. According to the Times of May 16 no one of importance died! On the obituary page there was not a single obituary. How could this be with people from all walks of life dropping dead every day? Obviously death does take a holiday, at least for the people of merit as decided by the obituary editor of the NY Times.

If there is really anything of interest in the front page story about the heart attack victims and the lack of notable deaths on the obituary page, it is the question: Is there a trend here? Is the chasm between rich and poor regarding health care getting worse. Has it always been this way? Of course it is getting worse. Have we ever had a day when no one of importance died? I doubt it. I read the NY Times obituaries every day and have done so for years. I can not remember a day when no obituaries appeared. Could it be it will become a common occurrence? I doubt it. The Times will just have to lower its standards of what merits an obituary. Looking on the bright side there may be one benefit from the scandalous situation in American health care: People other than the rich and famous might someday get a nice obituary in the NY Times.

Who's Counting?

2005-05-12T10:06:00.000-07:00

Tito Fuentes was a flashy second basemen for the SF Giants during the 1960's. That was the team of Willie Mays, Willie McCovey, Orlando Cepeda, Gaylord Perry, Juan Marichal, Jim Ray Hart and other greats who managed to come in second from 1965 through 1969, usually losing to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Tito was a hot dog. His fondness for twirling his bat, strutting between pitches, and generally acting like a vaudevillian following a child or dog act, infuriated pitchers who would react by occasionally missing with a pitch and knocking Tito on his butt. That sort of thing was usually reserved for sluggers. Tito was very careful about his wardrobe and very much resented being sent sprawling in the dirt, much of which would cling to his erstwhile spotless uniform, and being deprived of his dignity. Occasionally a pitcher would miss so badly that Tito would get drilled between the numbers. After one such event Tito said to a reporter "The pitchers shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of four.........or five children." Numbers can be confusing and most people forgave Tito for not being exactly sure of the number of children he had.

In the early 1980's I ran into a bachelor friend who was wearing a long face. I asked him what was wrong. He said that he had to pay a big penalty to the IRS for falsely claiming he had three children dependents. I asked him why he hadn't told the IRS he had just written the number down wrong. He said they might have believed that, but giving the fictitious children names was where he had really screwed up.

A Republican county chairman in Seminole County, Florida claims a false report about him cost him the election to head the state Republican party. Jim Stelling is seeking unspecified damages from Nancy Goettman. She sent a letter to Republican party executives shortly before the election. In the letter she mentioned that Mr. Stelling had been married six times. He narrowly lost to the election to a woman who's number of marriages was not made an issue. In truth Mr. Stelling has only been married five times. It would be big of Mr. Stelling if he forgave Ms. Goettman. He should realize that with number of marriages, like children, anyone can make a mistake. At least Ms. Goettman didn't make the unforgivable mistake of listing the names of his ex-wives.

May 10, 2005

2005-05-10T06:23:00.000-07:00

Here is a report on what I did on May 5 starting the morning in Frankfurt, Germany:

Getting Anne to her plane was easy. With me it was a little harder. We slept at the creepy Sheraton Hotel at the Frankfurt airport. I slept OK and was up at six in the morning. I saw her through security at 10:45. I then went back and checked out of the hotel. I had already checked through my suitcase and got my boarding pass for my 5:22 flight much earlier. Around eleven I headed for Wiesbaden to pick up the 16mm film projector I had been given in Arhus, Denmark. I had left it in Wiesbaden on the 30th after lugging it along with me from city to city starting on April 22. Ulrike, the director of the Wiesbaden film festival had agreed to hold it for me. Heading there all I had with me was my carry on bag. I also had a suitcase trolly. It was on its last legs having shed part of one wheel as I was pulling it along the plush carpet at the Sheraton. I arrived in Wiesbaden around noon. I got there for free not having bought a ticket for the commuter train. I called Ulrike and found the number was no good. I then walked to the Villa Clementine where I hoped the people there would have a better number. That was where we had slept and the projector had been left. The Villa houses the Press Club. I rang the several buzzers, including Atelier, and got no response. I sat on the steps and drank the warm beer that was in my bag. It had been part of a Konnik four pack which had been given to me in Antwerp as a gift. Anne was given a box of chocolates. I then walked to the Caligari Cinema where I showed the films and also found it locked tight. I went into a big, trendy coffee shop and asked for directions to a internet cafe. The bartender told me it was a holiday and not much would be open. He directed me to one that he thought would be. It was closed. At a bus stop I asked two young women if they spoke English. They didn't, but an older man said he did. I asked him for directions. He said he didn't know of any. He seemed willing to help so I showed him the phone number and asked what numbers needed to be deleted or if a 0 needed to be added. He tried several of them on his cell phone with no happy result. As his bus pulled up he said "Down this street is a big hotel. They should have the internet for you." He was a good guy. At the Crown Plaza Hotel a woman behind a counter gave me directions to another internet cafe called Nemesis. It was open. I got on line and saw that in an email from Ulrike sent a few days earlier she had included a cell phone number. I emailed her that I was in town and would be calling. Using one of the booths at Nemesis I tried it and only got a woman speaking German that sounded like bad news. There was no chance to leave a message. Since it was to a cell phone the two times I called it cost me 35 cents each. The helpful clerk tried it. He said the voice was saying that the cell phone was not responding. That meant it was probably turned off. He said that the number from the booth would be left for the cell phone owner, but that phone did not have a ringer. I emailed Ulrike again telling her I would stay at the Nemesis waiting a reply. I was not too concerned as it was a nice day and it was only one thirty. I could stay in Wiesbaden until 3:40 and still make my flight. At 2:00 I walked back to the Villa Clementine. There I found someone. They were guests and knew nothing about Ulrike. They did take me to the back staircase where I went down to the landing to see if the projector would be sitting where I had last left it. It wasn't there.

I went back to the Nemesis. I again tried the cell phone number and got the same response. There was no reply to my email. At 3:15 I gave up and walked to the station. I bought a three dollar ticket for the 3:42 train to the airport. I called Ulrike one last time. She answered. She said she had been at the hospital with her mother and had to shut the phone off there. She was very apologetic. I told her I was the one burdening her and that I hoped her mom was ok. She told me she could have the projector at the station in ten minutes. That would just let me get the train. Outside I looked for a box to put the projector in so I could check it through. I had cleared with Lufthansa when I checked in that I could check through another bag later. I found a trash compactor with some flattened boxes outside. None was the right size. I reached in the opening and started pulling out more. I could see a box, no flattened, that would be perfect. It was for Chinese noodles. All the writing on it was in English and Chinese. I could have found the same box in NY or anyplace else in the USA. Getting it out of the machine was tough. I tore one corner extracting it. I also found styrofoam packing material and some weird black foam rubber of unknown usage. Ulrike soon showed up. I threw the projector into the box and loaded up the trolly. It was 3:42. Inside I found I had just missed the train. Luckily there was another one at 3:57. My flight would start boarding at 4:20. It was a thirty three minute train ride to the airport. At 4:35 I was at the Lufthansa counter. I was told the bag had to be checked through within ten minutes for it to make the flight. They also told me they had no tape. I was flabbergasted. All airline counters have rolls of strong tape for customers to use. The helpful clerk pulled out several of the long baggage tags that after printing are stuck to the bags. They were blank. Peeling off the back left two inch wide by twenty inch long pieces of strong tape. She gave me enough to close up the box enough to get it through the nearby x-ray machine. The x-ray attendants could not just look at the projector before I put it in the box. I knew it would have to be opened once it went through. I was right. I had about five minutes to get the projector out, get it back in and taped up. I got the box open and pulled the styrofoam and weird black stuff out. The projector was laying on its side with no front cover. The attendant recognized it as a projector. No kid in America his age would have been able to do that. He ok'd it without taking it out and seeing if plastic explosives had been packed in among the gears. The helpful clerk came over with more of the pieces of baggage identification stickers. We both starting peeling and sticking. It took eight of them to close up the torn corner. I also reinforced the bottom. With one minute to spare it was sent along the conveyor belt to the plane. The clerk then told me I would have to hurry to make my flight as I would have to pass through passport control and two security gates. Two security gates? I took off pulling the trolly behind me with my carryon bag on it. The bum wheel was holding up fine. There was no line at the first security check. There was no line at passport control and I was asked no questions before my passport was stamped. The second security check had no metal detector door to pass through. A guy passed a wand over me, paying especial attention to the metal zipper on my khaki pants. He then did a very careful pat down search not sparing my genitals. It was close to five O'clock. I heard an announcement that said my flight would soon be closing. I was at gate 65. It was the last gate at the end of a very long hall. The three moving sidewalks going that way were all closed for unknown reasons. I got to the plane as the last people were being put on. I've cut it closer than that. Walking to the gate when they are announcing your name through the whole airport is closer, but not by a lot. I was on the plane at 5:15 and within half an hour were in the air heading west.

At JFK the box came down the chute to the luggage carousel with the first bags. It had not burst open which surprised me. I then waited over half an hour for the film bag. It had probably been one of the first bags put on board. Due to Draconian immigration controls most of the foreign arrivals on my flight were still not there to get their bags. Unclaimed bags piled up three deep on the carousel all along its path. My bag finally came down. I now had to hope the trolly would last until I rolled it through the lobby of our apartment. I had to use it from the get go as the previously free luggage carts at JFK now cost three bucks to use. I put the box on the trolley first and the sixty pound bag on second. My land luggage went on top. It was much more weight that the trolly had been designed for. Luckily there was a elevator to the "train to the plane" that would take me to the nearby subway for five bucks. An escalator took me down to the platform. That would be the last escalator I would see. The NY subway system is not handicap friendly. Things were going reasonably smoothly when I got off the A train to switch to the 1 line at 59th street. Exiting the train I had to pick up the whole load and carry it up a flight of stairs. It probably weighed a hundred pounds. At the top it directed me to cross over to the downtown lines to get to the 1 uptown. I picked up the load and carried it down the stairs. Once there I found I was not on the one platform at all. The only trains that stopped there were A's and D's. I carried the load back up the stairs. It was now four in the morning Frankfurt time. I had been up since six and was getting loopy. I left everything on the upper landing and went back down to the platform. I then figured out what was wrong. From the upper landing you can only exit the subway. From the lower platform you have to walk along the platform, underneath where the turnstiles are, and to a staircase at the end of the platform that takes you to the other part of system. Once there I had to pick up the load one more time and go up the stairs. A few steps later I had to repeat the process. I was finally on the right level for the 1 train. If I could get everything up the stairs at 110th street and trolly wheel didn't crap out completely I would be home in half an hour. I got everything to street level at 110th and wheeled the load to our apartment. I am very glad we live in an elevator building.